- The current generation will be the weirdest grandparents.
- We all have that one friend who doesn’t know how to whisper.
- I can’t decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.
- On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key
- I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.
- Thought of something brilliant? Just google it, and you will soon realize how uncreative you really are.
- Got a problem with me? I’m pretty sure a status on Facebook won’t fix it.
- That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to “single” and your ex likes it.
- Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
- I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
well these are just collections ..have fun reading..
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