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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

AAMIR Khan: From Incredible to Intolerance

So with the burning outrage I posted this in facebook:

Amir Khan who mocked Hinduism predominantly in his movie PK says intolerance is rising in our country! 

Irony just killed itself.

And If Amir Khan and his wife really thinks India is unsafe, we should not stop them from moving out of India. Safety comes first.

I suggest Amir to really go to Pakistan and shoot PK2 which mocks about thier dominant religion and give us a feedback of how 'intolerance' works outside India.

Take care brother.

We brought these 3 khans to fame, but one is terrorist sympathizer and the other two finds India unsafe.

While Modi is trying his level best to develop India and give the world a new view of how they look at India.These Bollywood stars are busy demolishing India after attaining all the fame they ever imagined.

Talking about hypocrisy, Amir Khan is no less than anyone.

Some really good questions to Amir Khan..

In 1965, when a movie called Shaheed released, Manoj Kumar became the patriotic hero of India. So much so, that after the Indo-Pakistani War of 1965, Prime Minister Lal Bahadur Shastri asked him to create a film based on the popular slogan Jai Jawan Jai Kissan (hail the soldier, hail the farmer). He was called ' Bharat Kumar ' all over India. Fast forward to 2001. The year Lagaan released. The film was a super hit and Aamir suddenly became the thinking man's actor. The films that followed, build on his nationalistic image. He was called, the perfectionist. The god of Indian cinema, who could do no wrong. But guess what ? Aamir is no superman. He an is ordinary guy. And a hypocrite at that.
Here are ten glaring hypocrisies of Aamir Khan :

1) He has issues with the desi awards, but chases the videshi ones.  Aamir Khan refuses to attend award functions in India, but spends months " lobbying " for the movie Lagaan, when it got nominated for the Oscars. Not just that, the  total budget for Lagaan's Oscar publicity was $2 million (Rs 9.6 crore). You see, all this was just to get as many members of the committee to watch the movie, as possible. Its another matter, that most people fell asleep post interval, because it was three hour, 42 minute film. So, Mr Khan, if your movie was so great, why not let the film do the talking !! 

2) A few months before the release of the movie 'Rang De Basanti ' , Mr Khan lends his support to the anti-development Narmada Bacho Andolan against building the Narmada Dam by socialist  Medha Patkar. But a few months later, after he earned himself a title of  " Environmentally Concious Star " he completely disassociated himself with the movement. Its another matter that dam's benefits include provision of drinking water, power generation and irrigation facilities.  And NBA is a group of environmental extremists who use pseudo-scientific agitprop to scuttle the development of the region and that the dam will provide agricultural benefits to millions of poor in India. So, Mr Khan, if you really believed in the cause of the tribals, you should have stuck around !!

3)  Now,  tactful and insightful media, made  him the voice of the nation. Aamir Khan tells the nation to be nice to foreigners. He even set an example for us, according to a popular glossy,  Aamir met a British woman, Jessica Hines on the sets of the movie ' Ghulam’ and were in a live-in relationship. Hines got pregnant and everything changed overnight. The happiest moment turned into a nightmare when Aamir told Hines to abort the child or forego their relationship. Its another matter, that Hines refused to oblige and give birth to “Jaan”, their  " alleged " love-child. He is 12 now and budding model. So, Mr Khan, you don't leave an occasion 
to preach morality to the nation, should have done the right thing yourself !!

4) For anyone who has seen the movie ' 3 Idiots '  and read the book  ' 5 Point Someone'  knows, that the movie is based on the book. However, when Mr Chetan Bhagat, the author of the book, asked for appropriate credit, Aamir Khan says  " "He is trying to take away the credit from the film's writer Abhijat Joshi, which I am very upset about. It is an attempt on his part to try and take the credit away from the person who has actually worked on the script. It's very unfortunate. There should not be any confusion to anyone that Abhijat is our film's writer," . Its another matter, that Mr Chetan Bhagat is today, not only one of the most popular writers in India, but also a successful Bollywood screenwriter. So, Mr Khan, if you care so much about people's rights, why not give the writer his due credit ??

5)  When the veteran activist and Gandhian Anna Hazare's fast-unto-death campaign against corruption started, Aamir Khan too has joined the chorus. You see, Talash was about to release. Its another matter, the entire movement fizzled out in a while, when Arvind Kejriwal decided to form a political party AAP ( Aam Admi Party ). So Mr Khan, if you were so serious about the issue of corruption, you should have taken it forward, instead of making it just a PR stunt, before the release of your movie ?

6)  In the meanwhile, Mr Khan gets re-married to Kiran Rao. Not that its any of our business, but then we watched an episode of 'Satyamev Jayate'. Did I tell you about the show ? Well it was a show, where Aamir preached morality to the entire nation. He told us how to live. And in the meanwhile, created a whole lot of good-will for himself. The “solution” intended in his show were so obscure and so far away from reality that it was hilarious most of the times and the “problems” discussed had no novelty. In one of the episodes, the messiah discussed female infanticide. We all saw a teary eyed Aamir Khan  pouring his heart out for the girl child. Its another matter and again, none of our business, but then Aamir decides to have a surrogate baby. So, Mr Khan, could you not introspect and take in an orphan girl instead ?

7)  The oh-so-religious Aamir goes to Hajj and prays that all muslims go to Hajj unfailingly. He feels very close to god and a changed man on his return according to his interviews. “It was a moving and spiritually overawing. A very emotional and introspective moment for me, I am a Haji ” says the actor.  Then he produces a movie called PK. In the movie he advocated us, that
' Jo darte hain, wohi mandir jaate hain '  ( Only the cowards visit temples) and showed a person dressed as Lord Shiva running helter skelter . It another matter, that in-spite of hurting the Hindu sentiment, the movie managed to gross 700 plus crores. So, Mr Khan, going to Hajj and throwing stones at the devil is a spiritual experience, but pouring milk on Shivling is superstition !!

8) Aamir produces a sleazy, low budget movie called Delhi Belly. Just to give you an idea about the movie, in one scene, actor Kunal Roy Kapur  who plays, Nitin relieves himself in the loo, where the metal flush falls on his head. He cleans himself up with orange juice thereafter; his butt cheeks, he says, are now stuck to each other. So, basically, all in all, a crass movie. It had a song called ' Bhag Bhag DK Bose ' with equally grotesque wordings. A few years later, when the AIB show surfaces, which is full of expletives and adult jokes, Aamir calls it violent and vulgar. Its another matter, that after watching the AIB video, I figured that the characteristics of a being cool dude or babe are abusive language, making fun of male/female parts, being racist, passing lewd remarks/comments, laughing  on the jokes on your own mother’s private parts. Coming back to Aamir, so Mr Khan, its pretty ironic for a person who produced Delhi belly to get offended by the AIB roast. Dont you think ?

9) In one of his sermons on the show 'Satyamev Jayate', Aamir preached ethics to doctors. He turned  into a  ‘social superman’ and  objected at the medicines and drugs being sold without prescription. All that is great ! Its a very good thing that you did, Mr Khan. But the problem arose, when Aamir chose to endorse a online shopping website called Snapdeal. As per sources, he earned something between 15 to 20 crore in the deal. It was later discovered that the company was involved in selling illegal drugs without prescription online. Its another matter, that such a thing escaped the knowledge of Mr perfectionist, who is known in the industry for his through homework. So, Mr Khan, now that the truth is out,  why haven't you terminated the contract ?

10 )  On the same 'Satyamev Jayate' show, in one of the episodes, Aamir talks about the perils of drunk driving. He talks about making stringent laws and making sure that the culprits get punished. He then tweets " I pledge I will never be a bystander in an accident, will always help the bystander no matter what ".  And then his fellow actor Salman Khan, who was involved in a hit and run case in 2002, where one person died and four others were injured, got bail and interim relief from high court, Aamir Khan rejoiced. Its another matter, that the several concerns were raised by many people in the country, regarding the decision, but Aamir kept mum. So, Mr Khan, is friendship above morality ?
Source : Quora

Some of my friends really think that its only after Modi government that we are facing the intolerance, but then there is a answer written in quora which reiterates what if India was different.

This is the answer to all my friends who think that India is 'intolerant' lately.

A country that till 18 months ago, was blessed with perfect communal harmony, the country that enjoyed an absolute freedom of expression, the country that had not banned a single book, movie or play. 

No one had heard of the word ‘caste’ in my India and the word ‘religion’ either. There was no hunger, nor there was poverty. All the farmers were billionaires so no one ever committed suicide. It was a wonderful country where people could eat as much beef they wanted, anywhere they wanted. There were no laws banning cow slaughter in any state. No one had heard of words like corruption, murders and rape. 

Communal violence and riots were unheard of. The years 1947 and 1984 skipped India, therefore there were no such things as partition riots and anti-Sikh riots. The year 2002 however did happen in a terrible place called Gujarat, the single stain on the spotless secular fabric of India! Kashmiri Pandits lived in the valley in peace and harmony with their neighbours. The ethnic cleansing of the valley never happened. Serial bomb blasts and terrorist attacks were also terms that did not exist. 

Indians did not know what unhappiness or poverty or suffering meant. If they wanted to experience it, they would go on a conducted tour to Sudan or Palestine!

Such was the paradise that was my India!

Unfortunately, the good run did not last. 

16th May 2014, I still remember that dark day - the day Fascist Patriarchal Hindu Male Narendra Modi became the Prime Minister! 

That was the day India saw poverty, communal violence, law and order issues, farmer suicides, caste discrimination, gender discrimination, murders, rape, tax avoidance, spitting on the roads, litter in the streets, road rage and every other social evil that you can think of, for the very first time!! 

Thanks to this evil guy Modi, communal violence has crossed all limits. Every day millions of people are being massacred in India. At this rate, there will be no voters left to cast their vote in 2019! 

Some eminent historians and liberal thinkers have compared this regime to the Taliban - that social organisation formed by terrorists with no religion. The Taliban however is so hurt with this comparison that it wants Arvind Kejriwal to hold a dharna on its behalf!

We enlightened citizens know that oPM Modi is PERSONALLY responsible for everything from our constipation to clogged toilets at a railway station. I am upset that Modi has NOT issued a statement yet on why there are paan stains on the staircase leading to my building. Everything that is wrong in this country is the PM’s fault. NO ONE else is to be blamed. 

Oh my poor poor India! What have you done to deserve this? I need to find a suitable award to return to protest against this. 

I hope this Modi resigns soon and we liberal intellectuals can return to the perfect Utopian paradise that was India under the great leadership of intellectual icon, Rahul Gandhi.

Source: Richa Vyas, Quora

A big thankyou for Richa for this beautiful insight.

No, no,no.. I am not anti islam, I am just anti hypocrisy

Getting Trolled Level : Rahul Baba

Facebook has been my blogging space these days. But let me post some thoughts here as well.

You know recently rahul met these beautiful mount carmel girls ��

Rahul gandhi :-► do you think "swach bharat abhiyan"  working ? ....
Banglore Students:-►.yes.... !!!!!!!!!...
Rahul gandhi :-►do you think"make in india" working ?....
Banglore Students:-►YES...!!!!!
Rahul gandhi :-►do you think i am pappu ??..
Banglore Students:-► ..YeS !!!!!! :D :v  

Girls of Mount Carmel just turned intolerant ��

This simply summarizes that:

If getting trolled is an art then Rahul gandhi is Rahul gandhi of it.

And more of that this man who talks about suit boot sarkar is wearing this :

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Birthday celebrations at my office

This post is just written to re cherish the beautiful memories of celebrating birthdays with my colleagues.

The rule here is:

1. Assume that the candle is lighted on and blow it off. We have sensitive fire detective systems here which even buzzes when a hot girl joins our office.

2. Birthday celebrations without coke and congress Marsala/chips are lame. We make sure those are present

3. Birthday parties are the must. We pool in money for a 1kg cake now and reap the expensive birthday treat later.

4. Birthday gifts are optional. At least , I am guessing so as I haven't received any as of now.

Three friends celebrated birthday recently. The Pretty Pratibha, Vibrant Vipin and Useful Uday ��

Joyful Jyothsna,My manager celebrated her birthday with Gutsy Ganesh. This is one of my favorite pic.

With the facial, you can assume whose birthday it could be.. Yes, there is a legend who was born on 04th October.

Mesmerizing Meghana birthday celebrations.