This article ISN'T mine... Copied.. its got 90% funny 10%fact..Read it you will know what I mean...
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Reasons #1 through #28356 have been removed due to their inappropriate nature*
#28357 No game requests
#28358 There’s a 140 character limit
#28359 People can’t message you unless you’re following them
#28360 Less rich content for stalkers to use to plan their kidnapping of you (unless you post where you are and when you’re going to be there- don’t do that too often)
#28361 You can follow someone without seeming creepy
#28362 Easier to use
#28363 It doesn’t change design/layout every day
#28364 You can change your background
#28365 You have control over your design colors
#28366 It’s easier to talk to entities
#28367 You’re more likely to get a response from someone
#28368 Easier to develop relationships (although superficial and internet-based)
#28369 Easier to spread information FAST
#28370 Easier to control privacy settings (makes your tweets private or not? that’s it!)
#28371 No confusion over whether or not you should have a profile versus a page
#28372 NO RULES
#28373 You can host contests on Twitter
#28374 You can post your Twitter feed on pretty much any blog/website
#28375 Very little profile information to fill out
#28376 People post more news/info instead of pictures of them at the beach
#28377 Instagram (yes I realize it works for Facebook too)
#28378 Because I said so
#28379 Coming up with this many reasons is a lot harder than I thought it would be…
#28380 Creating lists of certain types of people to follow is better than Facebook groups
#28381 Just 1 news feed
#28382 No algorithms
#28383 You see EVERYONE’s tweets and not just the ones “Twitter” thinks are important
#28384 You just have one Twitter page with ALL your content
#28385 One picture
#28386 No billions of ”happy birthday” messages on their profile
#28387 You can update it as much as you want in 1 day without people getting angry (well, within reason….)
#28388 Better smart phone apps/variety
#28389 Your handle is easier/shorter to pass around than www.facebook.com/aseighakgj
#28390 What was being talked about 5 minutes ago is no longer being talked about…
#28391 Trending topics
#28392 Easier to talk to people from all over the world
#28393 No farmville
#28394 Hashtags
#28395 Conference tweeting
#28396 ReTweeting is better than Facebook sharing
#28397 search.twitter.com
#28398 Hootsuite & TweetDeck
#28399 Tweet, Twat, Twit, Twitter, Twitted, Tweep, Twerp, Twotted and whatever other word people use when they struggle to define what just happened
#28400 Cherp!
#28358 There’s a 140 character limit
#28359 People can’t message you unless you’re following them
#28360 Less rich content for stalkers to use to plan their kidnapping of you (unless you post where you are and when you’re going to be there- don’t do that too often)
#28361 You can follow someone without seeming creepy
#28362 Easier to use
#28363 It doesn’t change design/layout every day
#28364 You can change your background
#28365 You have control over your design colors
#28366 It’s easier to talk to entities
#28367 You’re more likely to get a response from someone
#28368 Easier to develop relationships (although superficial and internet-based)
#28369 Easier to spread information FAST
#28370 Easier to control privacy settings (makes your tweets private or not? that’s it!)
#28371 No confusion over whether or not you should have a profile versus a page
#28372 NO RULES
#28373 You can host contests on Twitter
#28374 You can post your Twitter feed on pretty much any blog/website
#28375 Very little profile information to fill out
#28376 People post more news/info instead of pictures of them at the beach
#28377 Instagram (yes I realize it works for Facebook too)
#28378 Because I said so
#28379 Coming up with this many reasons is a lot harder than I thought it would be…
#28380 Creating lists of certain types of people to follow is better than Facebook groups
#28381 Just 1 news feed
#28382 No algorithms
#28383 You see EVERYONE’s tweets and not just the ones “Twitter” thinks are important
#28384 You just have one Twitter page with ALL your content
#28385 One picture
#28386 No billions of ”happy birthday” messages on their profile
#28387 You can update it as much as you want in 1 day without people getting angry (well, within reason….)
#28388 Better smart phone apps/variety
#28389 Your handle is easier/shorter to pass around than www.facebook.com/aseighakgj
#28390 What was being talked about 5 minutes ago is no longer being talked about…
#28391 Trending topics
#28392 Easier to talk to people from all over the world
#28393 No farmville
#28394 Hashtags
#28395 Conference tweeting
#28396 ReTweeting is better than Facebook sharing
#28397 search.twitter.com
#28398 Hootsuite & TweetDeck
#28399 Tweet, Twat, Twit, Twitter, Twitted, Tweep, Twerp, Twotted and whatever other word people use when they struggle to define what just happened
#28400 Cherp!
Reasons #28401 through #30000 have been removed due to copyright infringement**
* I made that up
** Also false
** Also false
DISCLAIMER: I’m not entirely sure if everything I listed above is 100 % accurate. Just saying. TEAM TWITTER!
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