Engineering Jokes -2

1.What r the Most Powerful 3 Word Other Than I LOVE U?
"RESULT AA GAYA"
Ye 3 Word Haste Khelte Insan ki Ek Pal main Duniya Ujar Sakte hain :D

2.Most hurting words said to engineer lover by his girlfriend
 First clear all back papers before talking to me ....!!!! :-P

3.♥ Word's best feeling ♥

it comes when we see a very wonderful question paper in examination hall
and we gave smile each other and say
...Kuch bhi nai aata yar ....

4.Whats the height of hope??

It is:

Sitting in d exam hall, ...
Holding the question paper in hand
n telling ur self
“Dude, Don't worry.
.
Exams will get postponed!”

5.Employee-
"boss meri shadi ho gayi, meri salary badha do."

Engineer Boss-
"factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company zimmedar nahi hoti....

6.If Apple Launched A Vacuum Cleaner,

What Would It Be Called.. ?????????

'I - Suck' :P :D

7.True Fact:

The most active person in da world - One who invented alarm..

The laziest person in the world - One who invented Snooze in alarm.!