WORST PJ EVER :)

To all the ppl who have been victims of PJs ...here's a few more of them .......

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Dinner.

Q. What gets wet with drying ?

A : A towel.

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?

A : Because it has its own scales.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid.

Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?

A: Nag do not punch me.

Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on.

A: I will punch the Nag.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good 1 na?)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man/woman go eight days without sleep?

A. He/she sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. Wet.( sorry abt this)

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.(Too cool )

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.


Now the time for the worst PJ u'd have come across ........

Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?

A:Chin-1 & Chin-3 (maaf, this was the worst 1!)

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