Rajnikanth Jokes

When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!! There are no lesbians. Only women who have not met Rajnikant! Rajnikant wanted someone who wouldn't bow in fron't of him, so created GOD. Once Rajnikant kicked a horse in the chin.. It's decendents were found to be giraffes!! When Rajnikant does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down...!!! :o :D If u mistype Rajnikant 's name in Google, it doesn't suggest a correction, It simply says "Run While You Still Can!!!!" Once superman made a bet with Rajnikant, the loser had to wear the underwear outside ! Rajinikanth's email id is gmail@rajinikanth.com Rajnikant There is no Ctrl button on Rajnikant's pc beacuse Rajnikant is always in control :-) Rajnikant died 20 years ago. Death hasn't built the courage to tell him yet!