TULU JOKES

TULU JOKES

Onji parabe soukhya daanthe kaande bega doctor nade pope.
Doctor:eeer gangasara parpara?
Parabe: etthe borchi… Bayyad thooka…

Ori reporter daala news tikkande baari bejaard povondu uppuve. Adaga onji kadeth onji accident aad mast jana serd uppuver. Yeth try malthndala jana ayen ulayi povereg budpujer. Adaga aaye panpe,”av yenna dosti saidini,yenk jaga budle” Matherla jaga budper, umbe podu toonaga , Avlu onji kaththe saith burdu uppundu.

Rampe Mumbai poora sutthud onji Kudla’da hotelug poyer. Alpa Manager na table’da mith nameplate’d “VARADA RAAJA BAANAAVARA” pan’d bareth ithnDge. Aikk Ramper ayeda kende-’niklu baanaavara’dakla?’ Manager : ‘ath’. Rampanne : ‘Niklena pudar Varadaraaja na?’ Manager-’ath daaye ancha kenvar?” Rampe kende-’bukka undu board’d barethnd ancha..!!’ Manager pande-’avua? Sunday holiday pand barethina. Vaarada Raja Bhaanuvara..’

Onji sardarji naayida beelag pipe paDondu uppe. Aven tood kudonji sardar pande “ee dada maltundala naayida beela sarta apuji..” Aik pande “yaan naayida beela seeda malpun attu, pipe bend malpare paDdini!!!

Onji dina kaande lakkd namana Rampanne Bari Chaddi d tirgondu itter. Unden toodu Rampana BoDedig mande bechcha aand Aal kandani g neriyolu. “daadaye und? eereg bethe Angi tikijja?” Aiyk Ramapanne pande “Dada Marayti, Ini yenna Birth day Atta!!!!!”

Teacher Gunda gu World map tojaad kenuver, “nett America vondu??” Aye tojad bathth kulluve. Bokka teacher Raampada kenver, “America n yer naaDud pathdini”. Aik Raampa panpe “Gunda Nadpathdini”

Ora rampe kodapana dombudu bechcha athund pand Doctornadeg konopege. Doctorda panpege” kodapanogu jwara barondu undu “. Doctor thelthd, panper” avek bal kattd uggel japudala” Illag bathth rampe anchene malpuve, Kodapana chandi aad chappe aapundu.Rampanna gu kushi apundu. Sumaar dinordu bokka rampanna bodedig jwara barpundu, apaga aar bodedina kekkilgu ballu kattud uggel gu japudave. Bokka…..