GIRAAKI: 1 vanas, 1 lote ale korle.
Apaga Dhani na Magal batthud erett onas balasuval.
OWNER: Onas boda? GIRAAKI: Onas yavu, Alen korpara, att Eren deppoda?
.......
Height of confidence :
Many professors were once called & wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane...
After they sat, they wer told dat
the plane was made by their studnts..
They all hurried out of d plane.
but
only 1 didnt move..
He said: "Agar mere students ne banaya hai toh ye start bhi nahi hoga..!
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Police Letters For OFFICERS
| A .......... | ALPHA | N .......... | NOVEMBER |
| B .......... | BRAVO | O .......... | OSCAR |
| C .......... | CHARLIE | P .......... | PAPA |
| D .......... | DELTA | Q .......... | QUEBEC |
| E .......... | ECHO | R .......... | ROMEO |
| F .......... | FOXTROT | S .......... | SIERRA |
| G .......... | GOLF | T .......... | TANGO |
| H .......... | HOTEL | U .......... | UNIFORM |
| I .......... | INDIA | V .......... | VICTOR |
| J .......... | JULIET | W .......... | WHISKY |
| K .......... | KILO | X .......... | X-RAY |
| L .......... | LIMA | Y .......... | YANKEE |
| M .......... | MIKE | Z .......... | ZULU |
Sunday, November 21, 2010
HINDU SAMAJOTSAVA
@JAI SHRI RAM@.
<<<<=HINDU=>>>> @SAMAAJOTSAVA@
On:- 09/01/2011,..
At:-Neharu Maidana. Mangalore.. S.K,...
Banni,.. Hindugale e viraat samaavesha, ke sahasra-sahasra sankhe,yali banni,..
@JAI SHRI RAM@
How To Impress a Girl
Be well-groomed. Brush your hair, shower, wash your face, brush your teeth, use deodorant, a little cologne, and apply acne medicine daily (if you have a problem with your skin). Don't wear your pants off your butt, often called "sagging", it's not that attractive to the majority of girls. This is essential if you are even going to approach an attractive girl . Wear clean, attractive clothes that fit. (If in doubt, get an older sister or close female friend to help you in this department.) Don't wear skin tight clothes, but don't wear clothes that are too baggy either, girls hate that
Have a great attitude. Be fun to hang around with, easy to laugh with, and be outgoing. Just don't be full of yourself. A girl may like an overly cocky guy at first, but eventually, she will find it selfish. Don't try to impress everyone - girls like humble guys. At the same time, a sense of humor is always good. Girls love it when guys can make them laugh.
Show respect. If you respect everyone and give them their space, they'll all respect you. With girls, it works even better. If they see you respecting everyone, and not getting pushed around while you're at it, they will be reassured that you will treat them right. Be kind to all.
Have good conversations. Try to aim for you both to be speaking half of the time, but make sure that you are saying something worthwhile; it's not attractive when only one person talks endlessly or when they say bad words. Another thing to watch for is her attention. If she isn't paying complete attention, do not repeat yourself several times. This makes girls feel you are desperate, and usually annoying.
Try flirting! Don't be obsessive! If you both make eye contact, do not be the one to look away, but do not stare for too long. When you both make eye contact, just give a slight smile. Touch her arm or shoulder for a few seconds. Physical contact is a great way to show you're interested. If she seems uncomfortable, do not do it again.
She may look away and she might blush a little. Be careful though; you don't want to stare her down. A good move is to look away, and if she likes you she will shoot you glances. Watch for that. And be courteous. Open doors. Do kind things, girls love that.
(to be continued...)
Have a great attitude. Be fun to hang around with, easy to laugh with, and be outgoing. Just don't be full of yourself. A girl may like an overly cocky guy at first, but eventually, she will find it selfish. Don't try to impress everyone - girls like humble guys. At the same time, a sense of humor is always good. Girls love it when guys can make them laugh.
Show respect. If you respect everyone and give them their space, they'll all respect you. With girls, it works even better. If they see you respecting everyone, and not getting pushed around while you're at it, they will be reassured that you will treat them right. Be kind to all.
Have good conversations. Try to aim for you both to be speaking half of the time, but make sure that you are saying something worthwhile; it's not attractive when only one person talks endlessly or when they say bad words. Another thing to watch for is her attention. If she isn't paying complete attention, do not repeat yourself several times. This makes girls feel you are desperate, and usually annoying.
Try flirting! Don't be obsessive! If you both make eye contact, do not be the one to look away, but do not stare for too long. When you both make eye contact, just give a slight smile. Touch her arm or shoulder for a few seconds. Physical contact is a great way to show you're interested. If she seems uncomfortable, do not do it again.
She may look away and she might blush a little. Be careful though; you don't want to stare her down. A good move is to look away, and if she likes you she will shoot you glances. Watch for that. And be courteous. Open doors. Do kind things, girls love that.
(to be continued...)
Sunday, November 14, 2010
TULU JOKES
TULU JOKES
Onji parabe soukhya daanthe kaande bega doctor nade pope.
Doctor:eeer gangasara parpara?
Parabe: etthe borchi… Bayyad thooka…
Ori reporter daala news tikkande baari bejaard povondu uppuve. Adaga onji kadeth onji accident aad mast jana serd uppuver. Yeth try malthndala jana ayen ulayi povereg budpujer. Adaga aaye panpe,”av yenna dosti saidini,yenk jaga budle” Matherla jaga budper, umbe podu toonaga , Avlu onji kaththe saith burdu uppundu.
Rampe Mumbai poora sutthud onji Kudla’da hotelug poyer. Alpa Manager na table’da mith nameplate’d “VARADA RAAJA BAANAAVARA” pan’d bareth ithnDge. Aikk Ramper ayeda kende-’niklu baanaavara’dakla?’ Manager : ‘ath’. Rampanne : ‘Niklena pudar Varadaraaja na?’ Manager-’ath daaye ancha kenvar?” Rampe kende-’bukka undu board’d barethnd ancha..!!’ Manager pande-’avua? Sunday holiday pand barethina. Vaarada Raja Bhaanuvara..’
Onji sardarji naayida beelag pipe paDondu uppe. Aven tood kudonji sardar pande “ee dada maltundala naayida beela sarta apuji..” Aik pande “yaan naayida beela seeda malpun attu, pipe bend malpare paDdini!!!
Onji dina kaande lakkd namana Rampanne Bari Chaddi d tirgondu itter. Unden toodu Rampana BoDedig mande bechcha aand Aal kandani g neriyolu. “daadaye und? eereg bethe Angi tikijja?” Aiyk Ramapanne pande “Dada Marayti, Ini yenna Birth day Atta!!!!!”
Teacher Gunda gu World map tojaad kenuver, “nett America vondu??” Aye tojad bathth kulluve. Bokka teacher Raampada kenver, “America n yer naaDud pathdini”. Aik Raampa panpe “Gunda Nadpathdini”
Ora rampe kodapana dombudu bechcha athund pand Doctornadeg konopege. Doctorda panpege” kodapanogu jwara barondu undu “. Doctor thelthd, panper” avek bal kattd uggel japudala” Illag bathth rampe anchene malpuve, Kodapana chandi aad chappe aapundu.Rampanna gu kushi apundu. Sumaar dinordu bokka rampanna bodedig jwara barpundu, apaga aar bodedina kekkilgu ballu kattud uggel gu japudave. Bokka…..
BRUCE LEE
Bruce Lee (born Lee Jun-fan 27 November 1940 – 20 July 1973) was a Chinese American[2] and Hong Kong actor,[3] martial arts instructor,[4] philosopher, film director, film producer, screenwriter, and founder of the Jeet Kune Do martial arts movement. He is considered one of the most influential martial artists of the 20th century, and a cultural icon.[5]
Lee was born in San Francisco, California in the United States, to parents of Hong Kong heritage but raised in Hong Kong until his late teens. Upon reaching the age of 18, Lee emigrated to the United States to claim his U.S. Citizenship[6] and receive his higher education. It was during this time he began teaching martial arts, which soon led to film and television roles.
His Hong Kong and Hollywood-produced films elevated the traditional Hong Kong martial arts film to a new level of popularity and acclaim, and sparked a major surge of interest in Chinese martial arts in the West in the 1970s. The direction and tone of his films changed and influenced martial arts and martial arts films in Hong Kong and the rest of the world as well. He is noted for his roles in five feature-length films, Lo Wei's The Big Boss (1971) and Fist of Fury (1972); Way of the Dragon (1972), directed and written by Lee; Warner Brothers' Enter the Dragon (1973), directed by Robert Clouse; and The Game of Death (1978), directed by Lee.
Lee became an iconic figure known throughout the world and remains very popular among Asian audience and in particular among the Chinese, as he portrayed Chinese nationalism through his films.[7] While Lee initially trained in Wing Chun, he later rejected well-defined martial art styles, favouring instead to utilise useful techniques from various sources in the spirit of his personal martial arts philosophy he dubbed Jeet Kune Do (The Way of the Intercepting Fist).
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