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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

When Bill Gates Went to Hell....:) Sad story :- Exclusive





Bill In Hell




After Death when Bill meets god. God asked him whether he will choose Heaven or Hell? Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!" 

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between the two?" 
God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!" 
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. 

The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect! 
Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!" 
To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. 
It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. 
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." 
"As you desire," said God. 
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. 
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair. 
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" 

"Oh, THAT!" said God.
"That was the screen saver"....!! !!!!!!!

Monday, February 7, 2011

First day in your new job-Tips


Are you nervous?
And don’t know how to react?
For first at job wear a dress that makes you comfortable and you must looks presentable to others. Most of the big companies like Wipro, TCS, Patni, CTS, Infosys, IBM, HP big companies the induction will be held in a big training room and you may have to introduce yourself in front of others and don’t panic and don’t be nervous, prepare for this before going for the first day. Try to prepare in front of the mirror and be confident while you speak. Follows some tips to follow on your first day in your job.
Be there before half an hour and make yourself comfortable to that place. You never know what’s your job and who will be your boss, this makes the person so scared and nervous till you understand the person and fit with the team. The first day at job makes you so stressful, may feel that you were in a new world and others looks like an alien. On your first day of job you may need to meet so many people and need to introduce yourself with everyone so try to be confident and bold. Because first impression is the best impression, so it will add up yourself with your boss. Be relax and don’t panic and nervous when you meet the people, because on the first day you will be having inductions. Sharpen your ears because many people will be sharing with you many things so need to listen very keenly. Take a diary and pen with you and make points. When the people is sharing an information with you make a note of the point in your diary and don’t interrupt when the people sharing the information once they have done with their parts and ask permission from them and ask your doubts and questions. Make a note of the person you interact on daily basis and their names and numbers in a excel sheet and follow the same till the end and don’t stick the names and their numbers in your desk which may makes your place so dump. Don’t use your co-workers name until you know their designation and always stick with Madam and Sir to everyone. Don’t ask the same questions again and again which may feel your co-workers feel so irritate. Try to impress the boss on the first day by answering the question and before you join know about your role of responsibilities. Be very familiar with the computer shortcut keys and familiar with the operations.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Music and Life-Article



We can't deny that music can affect our state of mind, influencing our daily life, and the reason for this is mysterious. We always look for a music that is something livelier while doing some physical work or exercises or out socializing on a larger group and keep listening to relaxing music for a nice and quiet romantic dinner. An increased rate of car accidents ican be caused by listening to fast music while driving and based on recent studies the Mozart effects claim to increase intelligence. We might have heard of farmers who increase their production by playing music to their animals. Below are the main aspects of music and their facets in turn that influence our daily life.
Tempo and rhythm

Pitch Melody and Harmony

Tempo and Rhythm and its combination has an immediate physical impact on our perceptions. The rhythm of an object suggests more or less frequent movement to qualify the repetitive nature of the underlying beat, even though the tempo of a piece of music might be slow and relaxed. A high frequency of notes can suggest a degree of contained excitement within that relaxed state. Music tends to have a steady tempo to it, often measured in beats per minute. Most of the music based on simple observation is in the range of 50-200 beats per minute, the same as the extreme range of our heartbeats. The music tempo of the piece of music roughly equates with the heartbeat associated with the corresponding state or emotions.
120-160 is common in some energetic situation since the heartbeat and the music tempo has a strong degree of suggestion. 80-120 is quiet a common tempo, since we crave some degree of excitement from our entertainment. 80-100 is moderately alert and interested otherwise 100 upward is increasingly lively excited or agitated. Ranging from 60-80 beats per minute is calm and relaxes, less than 60 often very relaxed, introspective or even depressed.
Pitch, Melody & Harmony
Pitch on its own affects our perception on how we perceived sounds and music providing a basic scale from high = light, happy, carefree to low = dark, sad, ominous. As part of our evolutionary heritage we tend to find large things more threatening than smaller things. Generally bigger objects make deeper noises whether long column of air or long strings in a musical instrument, big chest, large animal footsteps, or large objects banging together. Conversely smaller instruments, short columns of air, short strings, small animals or objects make higher pitch noises.
Harmony is the combination of tones with different pitches, Even though some are seem to be close to the combination of notes is completely the natural set of different notes produced by something vibrating and easily demonstrated musically of brass instruments. Those "natural "(without keys) instruments such as bugle, octaves, fifths and thirds produced are a series of notes. That is so well together to make "harmonious " sounds like major chords. String instruments can be demonstrate the lowest notes of the harmonic series by playing the strongest " harmonics" of the strings which divide the length into fractions like halves, thirds, quarters, fifths, etc. All that varies in degrees within all notes, and their proportions help to make sounds their unique color or tones, is always presented by harmonic.
Repetition is the simplest form of PATTERN. If we see something familiar, then it triggers memories and related thoughts are sometimes consciously and unconsciously. The repetition need not to be exact but "similar" enough to trigger familiarity. The aspects of our intelligence allowed us to adopt in so many different climates and conditions that make the best use of available shelter and resources, to build language and culture to communicate to each other in succeeding generations. It also allow us to appreciate and to create pattern for its own sake in the form of visual and aural arts which human brains particularly seem to have a highly developed and flexible pattern recognition capability.