Tulu Jokes

Here are some Tulu Jokes for you guys!!!!!

Laugh aloud 

Rampa in Plane 

Raampa took d headphon frm pilot!
Pilot:wat d hell?? Give me dat?

Rampe:E Padhya bokka kenla, dumbu sareet emaana budu!
Murani bajped aaye gurik PADINA YAVU!

Kale and Kule

Shilpi kallige badidare adu kale... Wa wa

Kallininda shilpige badidare adu kole...wa wa
Kole adamele avanu bandare adu.... 

KULE...waare wa...!!!

Degree Matters

Beggar:sir nange enadru bedavada vastu idre kodi

man:thago nandu B.A degree certificate

beggar:aven ninna thigaleg deela,
enna M.B.A da undu boda!?

Motivator

The 2nd best motivator in ur life after ur parents is.
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the Bus Conductor....
All the time motivating you by saying:
'Pole dumbu pole!!'

Good Habits

Principal, Erna mage cigrate oyepuve , Gutka tinpe ,Drinks manpuve .Er dala kenujara....? 
Amme., Kenbe sir aandala aa mujikasudaye korpuje.........!

Mix the jokes with kannada for a Change
Samudrad dandey mele 2 Premi kuntirutare.
Preyisi tann priyakaran kayi hididu helidlu
ond kiss kodtiya?huduga nagutha marala mele bareda
Bayid maruthi undu!.

WHY does Popcorn  jumps when it put on stove ?

WHY ?

WHY ?

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Ora stove pottad ayitha mitt kulludu thule . Gotthaavu WHY It jumps pandh...

Gunda:doctor enna mage onas malpuje kaali kaipu bodu, kaipu bodu matra panpe.
Dr.: andha maga.. nikk enchina kaipu bodu?
Gundana mage: enk "katrina kaipu" bodu.

Ullala??
Rampa:yelle nama ullalag poyi
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Rampana budethi: avu.
(bussuge barthnaga budethi miss ayale)
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Candector:ullala ullala ullala
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Rampe:ejjal ejjal ejjal....

Hell Rocks

Nijvada
Friends Sattha melu NARAKAdalli sigthare.
Matthe allu kuda
Helthare.?

"alambe"

Avlu thoola

Yamana MAGAL yenchina figure atha..

Pett Kammi
Wat is pett kammi? Cming home late at nite with fully tight, and ur mom waitin outside wit a broomstik to beat u & u said,

AMMA,JAAL YELLE KAANDE ADIPOLI.:-)

Love Dedication 
Ori boy vnji ponnan mast love maltondu ithe!

Bt aa ponnu ayan reject maltal!

Apaga aye alena illada eduru podu bultondu kulluve!

3 days aand!

Joru barsa barodithnd!

4ne dina aa ponnu ayan lov malpare start maltal!

I lv u panare pidayi parondu barpal!

Bt aa boy alpa eppuje!

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Onji letter ipundu!

"E love maltijinda dane aathe pondu! Enk ninna baritha illada onji figur set athndu 

Rampe in Railway Station
Train thuvandina rampe railway stationg poye. train bariyereg late aand. Vonthe samaya karidh train batthnd. Apaga rampe pande,
"Unduve samasye, ejjinda onjila ejji... bannaga poora ottige barpundu! 

Wamma!!
Girl:Is Dress ki price kya Hai?
Salesman:Rs 1500
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Girl: wamma..!!

Aur us pink wale ka?
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Salesman: wamma+ wamma.

Rampa and Dinga
Rampe: kode Yenna Ajji guvelg Boordu Arna Va Bobbe Maraya.

Dinge: Anda? Etthe Yencha Uller Maraya?

Rampe: Etthe Usar Ullerand Thojundu guveld Sounde Ejji..!

Age Matters‎
2 ladies fighting for a seat in bus ,
conductor; who is more aged should sit here ...,
both looked each other and the seat remaind empty...........!!!

Mallika
Income tax officer jorud teltond ette ,
clerk; daye sir teltond ullar....?
 officer; yanna table g mallika sheravat na file baidund , al kunte padujal maraya kudala laundry da bill 11 laksha tojadal.....!!!

Police ka Inaam
police,...er car drive manpunaga seat belt padudar, undu suraksha sapthaha anchad ereg 5000 RS inaam ....., panleka aven dada manpuvar ......? CAR DRIVER .., yan surut driving licence manpavod pand ulle........!!!

Blood Sucking Wife
doctor , ernala , erna bodedinala blood group onjena ..........?
kandani, aad epperla yavu sir, daye panda 25 varsod al yanna nether oyytond ullal.......!

Hope you had fun with this guys....Enjoy the blog..

-Prakhyath Raikulu :) :)